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Congratulations Kels
While training for "naked superstars", Forest found that doing dips over a pig trough gave him that extra 10%............
April 2000
Congratulations Macca
Well, my remote's not working, but take my word for it, there's a warm front coming in from the South, which should bring hot sunny weather for the Bank Holiday Weekend...
March 2000
Congratulations Scum
Betty was clearing up the mess after he had even managed to miss his mouth!
February 2000
Congratulations The Cat
January 2000
Congratulations Simon Kesley
The lads partied well into the night at the Tour Bore Awards as Johnny D slept contently on his podium
Christmas 1999
Congratulations Mat Miles
"Contender, READY!.........."
December 1999
Congratulations again Big Dave Robinson
"Under the sad and tragic delusion that he was someone important, Mr Evans pointed his finger at the paparazzi gathered around him. . ."
November 1999
Congratulations Big Dave Robinson
'The ancient Sandeman family cure for baldness was cooking nicely. Though it didn't smell or taste very good, Rimmer remained quietly hopeful.'
October 1999
Congratulations Macca
"I can't stick my tooth back in with this cat sh-ite"
September 1999
Congratulations Gibo
"The only room the staff at Madame Tussauds could find for their new Fatima Whitbread waxwork was next to Duran Duran"
August 1999
Congratulations Big Dave Robinson
"Forest was pleased to point out the leader of the arse dancers..."
June 1999
Congratulations Oli Bailey
"I bet it's not often you get to play with tits like these every Saturday Night?" "No, but I do get to play with ten every Saturday afternoon!"
May 1999
Congratulations Big Dave Robinson
Diesel proudly demonstrates the new Macca life-size dummy. Fully functional, it behaves just like the real thing. Squeeze right breast to open mouth then pour beer in until full.
March/April 1999
Congratulations Wallsy
Leesy - "Scum, you little pr*ck, what have you done with the last page of my speech ?"
Scum - "Little Pr*ck ?, Hmm I'll show him a little pr*ck".
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