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| Dave Robinson | 4 |
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| Tim Mackenzie | 4 |
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| Phil White | 3 |
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| Oli Bailey | 2 |
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| Simon Kelsey | 2 |
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| Laurence Hannam | 2 |
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| Mat Miles | 2 |
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| Matt Gibson | 2 |
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| Charlie Martin | 2 |
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| Billy Cullen | 2 |
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| Danny Moulding | 2 |
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| Ben Walls | 1 |
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| Ali Mercer | 1 |
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| Rob Burnett | 1 |
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| Ed Davies | 1 |
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Previous Winners
October 2005
Evans
Congratulations Billy
Ben composed his thoughts before stepping up to receive his 'Metrosexual of the Year' award in the plush surroundings of the Sydney Opera House.
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January 2005
Lees, Evans & Walls
Congratulations Oli Bailey
On the last leg of the LOBs in Oz tour & with Leesy and Ev on fire, Wallsie realised he needed to do something special if he was to avoid yet another Tour Bore award. He desperately checked his banter cheat sheet for a gag and realised he only had one left but it might just work "No.10 - Wallsie Boy dropping his trousers routine"
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September 2004
Goulstone and Hannam
Congratulations The Cat
The new half of Jemini was revealed today, during a secret press
conference at a top London hotel, as Phil Goulstone.
Gemma Abbey's comments linking their Eurovision score to events in Iraq, lead
only to one thing: Laurence simultaneously grinning and singing:
"Bye bye baby
You lied to me baby
I must have been crazy
Baby, bye bye"
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March 2003
Kesley mi.
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Congratulations Davies
Oh the joy when a small eel finds its way up your trouser leg
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December 2003
Ben Evans
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Congratulations Bullet
Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be David Blaine
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September 2003
The Cat and Scouse
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Congratulations Danny
No, I don't think he'll notice. I would love this dance, thank you
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December 2002
Wallsy
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Congratulations Billy
Real Madrid's new midfield signing from Liverpool assured waiting reporters at Barajas airport that he would be doing his best to adapt to Spanish culture
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September 2002
Ev and Ali
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Congratulations Ming the Merciless
"Off to Barrymore's then?"
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Congratulations Billy
The under 9s paddling pool emptied quickly when the new pool attendant turned up for work
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Congratulations Charlie
Suddenly the Rohypnol kicked in. Spinky knew it was a quick buff and then back to his...
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Congratulations Macca
G'day darlin, where ya bin all me loif?
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Congratulations Gibo
This time Mr Prescott had no response to a well-placed kick in the goolies
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April 2001
Congratulations Danny
The Gay Pride walk went that way
Congratulations Mat Miles
Hello and welcome to Jazz Club, Great!
Congratulations Scum
Pete had taken so long to get ready that before he had a chance to go out, his underpants had gone out of fashion.
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