17 Nov 2007 Arthurian League Division 4

 

Lancing 2s 1-1 Brentwood 3

 

Chris Williams

Scorer - Van Pelt

This was a day of high drama from start to finish. Firstly we were greeted with the most unforutnate news that our big man at the back (Nicholas Dalby) was in hospital undergoing scans sustained in the gymnasium - we wish him a swift recovery. Shortly after this we were
greeted with some great news that the big Murt was going to don his boots, don the train, don someone else' shin pads, don the sacred shirt and lead the frontline. Unfortunately, the big Murt never made it as he felt it best to save himself for the all important cup game vs Carthusians on the 24th November at Nescott.

We then arrived to find that we had two referees. Both of whom has such an avid appreciation of our footballing prowess that they were desperate to oversee our game. Bring on the stand off, Big Raffa from Poland vs Little Pizzaman from Pizza land. Bransby oversaw the whole emotional affair and after 5 minutes of negotiation Pizzaman headed back to Pizzaland close to the brink of tears and refusing a consolatory ham and cheese roll for his efforts. To the game:

A very good game and a strong performance against a Brentwood team who will not struggle to rise up the league this season. The first twenty minutes was shaded by Brentwood who played the ball across the whole of the pitch with confidence. However, once our two 16 valve, high perfomance engines in Congdon and Sriharan got going Brentwood began to struggle in midfield. Chances were at a premium for the majority of the first half with both teams cancelling each other out. Brentwood, with the wind behind them and the slope in their favour resorted to the long ball. A horrible tactic but one that can be very effective. However, our returning joint capitano (Davies) and Cop withstood the high balls and when the ball got beyond the defence Big Sam was on hand to sweep up.

On the half hour mark the LOBS drove forward, Luke working himself into a good position on the left wing, Wig arrived at pace to support and when the ball was laid back he swung in a cross that would make even the most impotent of football suppporters crack wood. The ball crossed the area, hit the post, hit the keeper, hit a defender, hit the keeper, hit Simon' head and hit the back of the net. An awesome goal that Lineker would have been proud of and a first in LOBS colours for SVP.

The first 20 minutes of the second half saw one of the most dominant LOBS displays I have ever witnessed. Territory and possession was all LOBS, camping out not in the Brentwood half but in their penalty area. Lukey delivered a serious of great corners and Scum put in a couple of superb crosses but the necessary forehead contact just did not quite come. So typically in these situations, Brentwood' first chance saw them drive up the pitch and win a throw. The throw was flicked on and from there it was nodded in for what I hate to confess was a good goal.

From there the game opened up but neither side could break the deadlock with Lancing grateful to Billy and Guy for some last ditch defensive work.

The International All Stars:
Sami (Bra) - first start this season for the big man who played for both the ones and the twos on the day. Got behind everything...but the goal. 7.
Guido von Branskamp (Ned) - Solid at the back and showed some nice touches on the ball. Fended off their big striker at the end of the game to ensure a draw.7.
William McCullen (Sco) - Good return from our strawberry blond defender. His enjoyment of the game was clearly shown by his pink, erect nipples in the showers after the game. 8.
Nikki van der Walshi (Bel) - Unable to make it due to a nasty turn in the gym.
Edginho (Bra) - Debut for the season. Solid at the back with lots of the necessary chat. 8.
Ivano Congdorinni (Ita) - Moved from defence to midfield and formed great pairing with Jordan. Nearly scored the winner when clear in the box but.......didn' t.10. MOM.
Benios Copodopolous (Gre) - Started in defence but shunted up field. A quietish game for the Cop as he struggled with an injury in the second half. 7.
Christopher Wiggins III (USA) - Worked hard and a good cross for the goal. Great Ham and Cheese rolls too. 8 (one mark allocated for Tea production).
Jordi (Ned) - Not far off MOM with Ian. Did the Cop job of getting his head on everything. Tried to work out a chance for a goal but didn't quite happen. 9.
Laszlo Scummanscovacs (Hun) - Good solid perfomance from the Hungarian. Would probably have performed better if his childhood hero 'Pizzaman' was reffing. 7.
Lucas van der Westhuizen (RSA) - Worked hard up front. Great corners, had a chance cleared off the line and the best (only) shot of the game. Injured in second half. 8.
Armand Van Peltden (USA) - Some good passing, hard work, capped with a first goal. 8.

Still unbeaten lads but Cholms won again yesterday so are now four points clear but we have one game in hand.

Next games:

24/11/07 Cup game vs Charterhouse 3, Nescott.
01/12/07 League game vs Berko, Away

Please let me and Ed know your availability for this asap.

Last note, next Saturday is club night, hope to see plenty of you there.

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